We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
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