What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
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