WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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