nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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