The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Randomize
