Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
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