we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Randomize
