At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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