I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
That was an excessively violent trivia night
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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