so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Randomize
