is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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