u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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