Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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