Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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