It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
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