is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
The air was thick with penises
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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