he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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