sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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