i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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