i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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