belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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