He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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