idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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