Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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