yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
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