once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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