It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Boobs speak an international language.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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