Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
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