i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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