So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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