He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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