My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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