just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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