I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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