he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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