chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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