What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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