She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
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