Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
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