Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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