im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
