Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
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