I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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