found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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