i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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