i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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