But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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