My brain says no but my pants say off.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
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