Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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