I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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