She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Randomize
