Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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